I put the bi in bitter.
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i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
this reads like a john mulaney bit
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you: hey
me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?
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i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
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